🎩Cockney Rhyming Slang Ipsum

He's been down the battle cruiser since lunchtime, three sheets to the wind. He's wearing his best whistle and flute for the interview. I'm going up the apples and pears to have a butcher's at the damage. He's got more rabbit and pork than a market trader on a Saturday. She's got the right hump, been giving me the cold shoulder all day.

He's brown bread, mate, absolutely done for, no coming back from that. Don't tell me porkies, I can see right through you, sunshine. I'm going up the apples and pears to have a butcher's at the damage. That geezer's a right tea leaf, watch your wallet round him. She's on the blower to her china plate, been nattering for hours.

I'm going up the apples and pears to have a butcher's at the damage. I haven't got a brass razoo, completely boracic lint this month. Use your loaf, will you, it's not rocket science. He's wearing his best whistle and flute for the interview. Get your plates of meat moving, we're going to be late.

I need to get some bread and honey from the cashpoint. Get your plates of meat moving, we're going to be late. He's got more rabbit and pork than a market trader on a Saturday. He's wearing his best whistle and flute for the interview. I'm cream crackered after that shift, need a proper kip.