🚐Only Fools and Horses Ipsum

Au revoir, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. Play it cool, son, play it cool, nice and cool. It's all gone a bit Pete Tong, but we'll sort it out. We've got a lock-up full of hooky gear and nowhere to shift it. Trigger, why do you keep calling him Dave? His name's Rodney.

Cushty, everything's cushty, nothing to worry about, Trig. No income tax, no VAT, no money back, no guarantee. We've got a lock-up full of hooky gear and nowhere to shift it. Lovely jubbly, we've only gone and pulled it off again, Rodney. Grandad always said, if you want something done, do it yourself.

It's all gone a bit Pete Tong, but we'll sort it out. Grandad always said, if you want something done, do it yourself. Don't look at me like that, Rodney, I know what I'm doing. You know it makes sense, it's a guaranteed money-spinner. The van's playing up again, needs a new clutch and a prayer.

Au revoir, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. We're dealing in knocked-off goods here, Rodney, not the Crown Jewels. We've got a lock-up full of hooky gear and nowhere to shift it. Del Boy's Independent Trading Company, New York, Paris, Peckham. It's all gone a bit Pete Tong, but we'll sort it out.